Purple Lashes and the World’s Ugliest Pizza Dough Crust
Purple lashes and pizza are NOT mutually exclusive.
You learn something new every day!
I finally made pizza 🍕 for the very first time using raw pizza dough, which I got from Trader Joe’s, and lemme tell ya — I’m not going to be winning any Beautiful Pizzas of Instagram Awards anytime soon.
My goodness, that’s a hideous crust…
Allegedly, El Hub knows how to make pizza dough from scratch (allegedly). Although I’ve yet to witness this phenomenon in person, he still poked fun at me for the raggedy edges.
I tried to make it cute, though! I really did!
Ultimately, the hideousness didn’t matter because the pizza was SO good (as was the purple mascara, by the way).
GAH! Purple lashes! When was the last time I applied a purple tinted mascara and actually saw the color on my lashes? Um, like never?! Miraculously, I can actually see the purple from Urban Decay Double Team Special Effect Mascara in Vice, and it’s IN-YOUR-FACE PURPLE, which is awesome.
So, I thought the pizza was gonna be easy, right? I thought I’d just bust out my rolling pin, roll out a perfect crust of yeasty deliciousness, and toss it up in the air a few times while instrumental polka music played in the background, but noooooo.