Katy Kat Gloss | Covergirl Katy Perry Collection | 3 Recent Revelations (Feline and Otherwise)
A few recent revelations…
1. Wearing opaque white lipgloss makes me feel like I have four rows of teeth.
One, two, three, four. FOUR ROWS OF TEETH! When I wear this gloss and look in the mirror, I see a mythological Greek beast staring back at me.
2. Kissing my cat these days is a seriously sketchy endeavor.
OK, I just realized how weird “kissing my cat” sounds. Haha!
Anyway, he’ll go from kissy-kissy-lovie-dovie to “Molly, you in danger, girl…from my claw! And I’m gonna stick it in your iris if you don’t get the-eff-out of my space!” in less than a second.
He was fine with me taking pics of us together…until he wasn’t. Right after the purple gloss (yup, Katy Kat again), he bit my nose full force, and it wasn’t even a love bite, either. It was a bite that said, “Woman. If you wanna retain the use of your eyes, get away, because I don’t want anything to do with you up in my face.”
I tried to show him who’s boss, but clearly…
3. The Katy Kat Glosses are like the MAC Vamplify-s
Do you remember the MAC Vamplify collection?